...a transcription of this Marquee can read below ... The Mystery Fat Lady - the woman you've come to adore and whom you know you can trust 'cause if you can't trust the mystery fat chick lady then who i ask you can you trust because if the fat lady isn't on your side who's side is she on for gosh sakes heres something you might be interested in one day mystery fat lady (except she wasn't too fat at the time still she was mysterious even then) was walking along a sidewalk in the san fernando valley on ventura boulevard when she thought about how unhappy her husband at that time was and thinking that he really had nothing to be so unhappy about he didn't have to work forty hours a week like she did to make ends meet he could come and go as he pleased yet he wasn't happy and she imagined that if she were as free as the breeze and had a husband who adored her the way she adored him and would do anything within his power to please her the way she pleased him she would be fine indeed yet he didn't seem to realize what he had how good he had it and then he died and she was devastated her life torn asunder that's when she gained a lot of weight but then a year later she lost a lot of weight and then she was on her own and she didn't really manage very well alone and got all tangled in debt and then she met a mr. prince charming and she fell in love and got married again and he took care of her and adored her and she was fancy free free as the wind and gained a lot of weight which she wants to loose but hasn't been able to yet and one day sitting in front of her computer screen she remembered that sunny afternoon many years ago when she was walking down ventura boulevard and she was thankful and grateful and appreciated her life as she had promised herself she would if everything ever worked out and now it has and she believes she is blessed indeed (and she is) and then she started thinking about you and thought that if you could only realize how good you have it you would start counting your blessings and you'd be a little happer than you are right now since you would be appreciating what you have instead of longing for what you don't have and she remembered that she loves herself and she hopes that you learn to love your self, too.

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...a transcription taken from the Marquee at the top of this page...

The Mystery Fat Lady - the woman you've come to adore and whom you know you can trust 'cause if you can't trust the mystery fat chick lady then who i ask you can you trust because if the fat lady isn't on your side who's side is she on for gosh sakes here's something you might be interested in one day mystery fat lady (except she wasn't too fat at the time still she was mysterious even then) was walking along a sidewalk in the san fernando valley on ventura boulevard when she thought about how unhappy her husband at that time was and thinking that he really had nothing to be so unhappy about he didn't have to work forty hours a week like she did to make ends meet he could come and go as he pleased yet he wasn't happy and she imagined that if she were as free as the breeze and had a husband who adored her the way she adored him and would do anything within his power to please her the way she pleased him she would be fine indeed yet he didn't seem to realize what he had how good he had it and then he died and she was devastated her life torn asunder that's when she gained a lot of weight but then a year later she lost a lot of weight and then she was on her own and she didn't really manage very well alone and got all tangled in debt and then she met a mr. prince charming and she fell in love and got married again and he took care of her and adored her and she was fancy free free as the wind and gained a lot of weight which she wants to loose but hasn't been able to yet and one day sitting in front of her computer screen she remembered that sunny afternoon many years ago when she was walking down ventura boulevard and she was thankful and grateful and appreciated her life as she had promised herself she would if everything ever worked out and now it has and she believes she is blessed indeed (and she is) and then she started thinking about you and thought that if you could only realize how good you have it you would start counting your blessings and you'd be a little happier than you are right now since you would be appreciating what you have instead of longing for what you don't have and she remembered that she loves herself and she hopes that you learn to love your self, too.